Vaccination Tip

Here is a handy tip for avoiding the ill effects of a vaccine without reaping the whirlwind of medical pressure and emotional blackmail.

This tip is cheap and easy. Simply purchase a tube of green clay paste from a health shop or pharmacy, plus a guaze bandage and a roll of plaster. As soon as the arm has been vaccinated, spread the clay liberally over the puncture wound. Plaster bandage over the top and leave on for two hours, so that the clay absorbs all the vaccine.

French homeopaths who recommend this procedure to their patients on a regular basis claim it to be 100% effective for avoiding any side effects or repercussions.